In Which I Write an Extended Subtweet About You, No...Not You, You | Blog Discussions | Forums

I want to write about you specifically, but I don't want to face the repercussions of what I have to say about you. So instead I'll write about how I want to write about this person and how I think about them in a generalized way so only the vain ones who read this will believe it is about them. It isn't about you anyway. Maybe you'll find some thing in here that could sort of match the circumstances of whatever it was that happened between us, not that there ever was an us. Or ever will be. Who knows though, really? Maybe I'm just saying this to throw you off? I doubt you'll find anything in here specific enough to make you positive it is about you anyway. If it makes you feel any better I never lied to you. Okay, so maybe that's not the truth, but with us words sort of flew by each other with neither of us truly understanding them. I blame the real way we feel about each other which is much more complicated than the English language can fathom. At least in our mutual misunderstanding of it.

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This is how ridiculous subtweets would be if twitter had a higher character limit. Thank you, Twitter. Limiting this to 140 characters is nothing less than a miracle.

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